Christmas cards are all candles and snowy scenes, and some people just don't deserve these utopian visions of winter festive bliss. What they deserve is a rude chocolate Christmas card that gets straight to the point. Whether it's a secret Santa gift or something thoughtful for your brother or best mate, chocolate is the ultimate medium in festive Christmas communication.

• Include a photo. Use your imagination. Make them laugh.
• Our chocolate is very good, but depending on what you send, it's unlikely they'll share any with you ;-)
• Your gift will fit through the letterbox
• Insults are just better when you can eat them. Send a rude chocolate Christmas card today.

Here at Morse Toad, we think chocolate is the perfect medium to express yourself because whatever you say, the evidence will soon disappear.

Made in Lymington New Forest UK.

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Please note, chocolate can be toxic to dogs. If the recipient owns a dog, we recommend notifying them in advance of the delivery to ensure the post is not accessible by the dog.