Mariah may be all about the romance, but let's face it, that cheesy stuff isn't for everyone. With our funny chocolate Christmas card, you can choose your ending. Pick one of our funny chocolate messages, and put a grin on their face.

• Include a funny photo to really make the laugh
• Belgian chocolate that is mouthwateringly good
• Individual solid chocolate blocks, perfect for anagrams
• Some things are better said in a text. But MOST things are better said in chocolate.
• Letterbox-friendly so no trips to Royal Mail

Our chocolates make excellent Secret Santa gifts, or perhaps a gift to include with your other presents.

Chocolate cards lovingly handmade in the New Forest UK.

For more information about how our products are made, the ingredients and other nutritional information, please follow this link.

For more information about delivery, please follow this link.

Please note, chocolate can be toxic to dogs. If the recipient owns a dog, we recommend notifying them in advance of the delivery to ensure the post is not accessible by the dog.